It’s been a while since I looked at your emails to me. I get so many of them. This one was particularly hilarious in that you call me, yet again despite all evidence to the contrary, one of your biggest supporters. Of course, this is an email generated and sent to everyone on your mailing list — a collection of rubes, fools, griftees, and the occasional guy like me who somehow got on your troll line. You do know what a troll line is, right? Just click on the word and find out — you’re welcome!
When I'm not writing for clients, I write about things that interest me. Quite of bit of satire, a genre that has become increasingly difficult to work in since reality has become such a farce.