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What kind of man questions another man’s military service while he never served himself?
What kind of man consorts with porn stars while his wife attends to their newborn son? What kind of man mistakes contracting an STD with risking one’s life in combat? What kind of man questions the faith of others when he displays none himself? What kind of man would ask other men if they thought his daughter was hot? What kind of man fears naming his son “junior” because he could be a loser? What kind of man glorifies his accomplishments at the expense of others? What kind of man believes he is always the smartest person in the room? What kind of man makes up belittling names for anyone he doesn’t like? What kind of man trades on his name to con others out of their money? What kind of man judges others through a prism of wealth and power? What kind of man seeks retribution for insults both real and imagined? What kind of man gloats that he can shoot someone with impunity? What kind of man lies about things of no consequence or purpose? What kind of man judges the dead by how they treated him in life? What kind of man brags about grabbing women by their genitals? What kind of man bullies those weaker or less fortunate than he? What kind of man encourages violence to suppress free speech? What kind of man feels the need to defend the size of his penis? What kind of man is better at hating than he is at anything else? What kind of man judges women solely by their appearance? What kind of man changes his views simply to win affection? What kind of man demands loyalty without giving it return? What kind of man consistently mistakes love for fear? What kind of man finds joy in other people’s failures? What kind of man is incapable of laughing at himself? What kind of man cheats on his succession of wives? What kind of man has a bottomless need for praise? What kind of man denigrates the success of others? What kind of man fires people for telling the truth? What kind of man tells subordinates to lie for him? What kinds of man dismisses known facts as fake? What kind of man values appearance over skill? What kind of man admires bullies like himself? What kind of man cheats at golf? What kind of man? A very, very Small one, Indeed. ©2020 John Hofmeister. All rights reserved.
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